Copyright Notice | Terms of Service
It’s time to be serious about art, but read the following terms of service with a smile on your face!
1. Copyright is no joke. All photographs, artworks, and written content on this website are protected by international copyright laws. So, don't even think about swiping stuff without permission. We'll throw the book at you – metaphorically speaking, of course.
2. Sharing is caring – with limitations. We encourage you to share our artwork on social media platforms, as long as it's for non-commercial, personal purposes. Just remember to tag us and spread the love. However, don't even think about using our works for commercial gain without our explicit written permission. We're onto you.
3. Respect the originals. Reproducing our artworks without our express consent is like ordering a forgery at a fancy restaurant. It's a big no-no. We're the rightful owners, and our art holds a special place in our hearts. So, hands off!
4. Don't be a Photoshop bandit. We're not fans of dodgy alterations. Tampering or manipulating our photographs without permission is like wearing socks with sandals – it's all sorts of wrong. Let our art shine in all its unadulterated glory.
5. Digital downloading = desk decor. If you purchase a digital download, remember it’s for personal use only. Printing it out, framing it, and showcasing our art on your desk? Go for it! But don't go ahead and resell it or use it in any commercial capacity. That's a one-way ticket to a lawsuit.
6. Playing nice in the gallery. Any comments, suggestions, or user-generated content you provide on our website should be respectful and tasteful. We're happy to hear your thoughts, but keep it clean, folks. Otherwise, we'll kick you to the curb faster than you can say "artistic integrity."
7. No guarantees, just awesomeness. We make every effort to keep our website running smoothly, but we can't promise uninterrupted access or error-free browsing. If something goes haywire, we'll fix it promptly. But hey, we're artists, not tech wizards – so cut us some slack.
8. Take this info with a pinch of humor. Life's too short to be serious all the time. Enjoy our art, share the joy, but remember –these terms may be legally binding!- -
By using this website, you agree to abide by these Terms of Service and acknowledge the superior sense of humor displayed in this copyright notice. Failure to comply may result in legal action or public shaming. You've been warned, smarty pants!
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© 2023 Scott Mueller. All rights reserved. Unauthorized duplication or use of these terms – especially the funny parts – is strictly prohibited.
Scott Mueller Fine Art Photography
Effective Date: October 17, 2023
Shipping & Returns
Shipping and Return Form
So, you've decided to join the cool kids and make a purchase? I’ve got you covered with a super straightforward shipping and return process. Here's the lowdown:
Shipping Details:
1. I offer worldwide shipping because greatness knows no bounds. Isn't that amazing?
2. Once you've placed your order, I’ll work my magic on it within 3-5 business days. Just a heads up, weekends and holidays are our much-deserved nap time, so expect a slight delay.
3. Shipping times can vary depending on your location and the chosen shipping method. But don't worry, we'll keep you updated every step of the way.
Return Policy:
1. We totally get it, sometimes things just don't click. If you're not completely smitten with your purchase, you have 30 days from the date of delivery to return it to us. No hard feelings.
2. To be eligible for a return, your item must be in its original condition, unused, and undamaged. Please don't make us play detective.
3. Reach out to our friendly customer support team with your order details, and we'll guide you through the return process. We're here to make it as painless as possible.